TheatreSports:  every Tuesday night at 20h30 – to 11 December

TheatreSports at Kalk Bay TheatreSouth Africa’s longest running, award-winning and hilarious theatre improvisation show, TheatreSports, is presented every Tuesday night. TheatreSports is the high-octane, non-stop, laugh-a-minute show where the audience decides on the show they’re going to see! It’s pure improvised theatre, performed by two teams of absurdly talented actors. Use the Kalk Bay Theatre Loyalty Card, see four shows and get the 5th free! Tickets only cost R50 (R40 for scholars).

Enjoy a beer and a burger for only R50. To book call 072 939 3351.


Absinthe with Cito and Paul E Flynn – Saturday 8 December at 20h00 – one show only!

Absinthe at Kalk Bay TheatreThe two lead singers of the popular bands Wonderboom and Sugardrive, Cito and Paul E. Flynn, have joined forces on an elaborate musical journey. They call the outfit Absinthè; a name that perfectly embodies the spirit of the project.

The concept is simple. No originals, just covers.

With Absinthè, they have taken a supper club approach to some of their favourite songs from the last century. Absinthè is a laid-back meeting of two unique voices and acoustic guitars. Intended to charm those in an unplugged environment, Absinthè has entertained music lovers around Johannesburg with an awesome show of great alternative classics to contemporary favourites.

Tickets cost R85 for show only


Face The Music 2 – December 12, 2012 – January 06 2013

The award-winning Face The Music team at Kalk Bay TheatreDEC 12 – 15, DEC 18 – 23 & 27 -31, 2012 + JAN 02 -06, 2013 at 20h30 [December 31 @ 21h30]

Followspot Productions, the award-winning Face The Music team, presents quiz number 2!  New songs, new questions, new moves, and 2 gorgeous new girls.  You cannot miss it!  The lithe and beautiful Vanessa Harris is joined this time around by Delray Burns and Margaux Fouche.  Have you got the brains to take on our quiz?  The talented, charismatic trio perform chart topping hits from the past fifty years with heaps of attitude.  Powerful harmonies, slick choreography and three glamorous girls – an hour of world-class entertainment to get the whole family in the groove.  Play the game or be a spectator – the choice is yours – JUST DON’T MISS THIS SHOW!

TICKET PRICES : R100 [show only] / R250 [show + 2 course meal] / R300 [show + 3 course meal]

TICKET PRICES : NEWS YEARS EVE : R300 [show + buffet meal (canapes : as much as you can eat & 2 glasses of champagne)]


Kitchen Fables in a Cookie Jar –Friday 14th December to 6 January

DECEMBER 14 – 18 & 20 – 23 & 27 – 31, 2012 + JANUARY 02 -06 @ 11h00

 Family theatre for children 4+ at 11am.

Jori Snell in Kitchen Fables in a Cookie Jar - at Kalk Bay Theatre. Photo credit Niklas ZimmerCreated, directed and performed by Jori Snell/ Baba Yaga Theatre

Winner of a Silver Standard Bank Ovation Award at the National Arts Festival 2012

Two thirds of no where, a cup of bother, a pinch of the ordinary, a teaspoon of Alice, a scoop of sillies. Mix unreasonably well. Here is the recipe for characters cooked up in a crooked pot, served in a crooked dish, set upon a crooked table, eaten with a sparkling spoon, in such a spacious room.”


At a not quite ordinary kitchen-table, a girl finds kitchen-tools and ingredients come alive into imaginary friends or weird, sometimes grotesque creatures of her own fantasy.

Combining physical non-verbal storytelling, dance, magical pictures and sound and smell, this performance speaks to the playful, at times cruel imagination of children and adults alike. Duration: 50 min

Tickets cost R60


To book visit                      For TheatreSports bookings contact 072 939 3351.

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